Sunday, 4 April 2010

Happy Zombie re spawn day!

OK, so today we celebrate the day Jesus discovered that he has infinite re spawns. Also, he came back as a zombie. Dammit, that is what I believe!

Well, actually, Easter goes further back than Jesus and his infinite re spawns. Nobody really knows where from but some say it was derived from "Eostre," a Teutonic goddess of spring and fertility. Among other theories, such as a mistranslation from "hebdomada alba," Otherwise known as white week, which had something to do with white clothes and baptism. It was mistranslated as "esostarum" in Old High German which soon became Easter in English.

Wow, education, eh? God bless the History Channel!

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