Showing posts with label MSN. Show all posts
Showing posts with label MSN. Show all posts

Thursday, 15 March 2012

Spam Bot!!!

Sometimes, when I check my emails, I get MSN messages from a spam bot and lately I've started replying... Don't Judge me. Get it? Do you get it? You will when you read it, obviously...

gabby bright says:
heeyy i've been lookin for u!

Me! says:
What can I do for you, citizen?

gabby bright says:
Hey there, hope you don't mind chatting with a spiteful horny girl, So how r you??

Me! says:
It's my duty to assist all citizens. But do not test my patience.

gabby bright says:
ya I know its random, but my asshole ex cheated on me so i'm on a manhunt lol... I found ur username on a msn directory, I'm Gabby, you are? =D

Me! says:
Judge Dredd, of Mega City 1! I dispense justice! I am the law!!!

gabby bright says:
i see.. where do u live? i am bored at home...and this usually leads to bad things especially since I'm single and sexually deprived

Me! says:
I just said, I'm from Mega City 1! Pay attention, citizen!

gabby bright says:
lol, read the fine print on that page babe..it says session is only $0.00 if a premium member invites you...I've been a premium member there for a long time. Trust me I know how the site works I'm a webcam freaklol..

Me! says:
Public nudity could earn you two years in The Cubes, citizen!

gabby bright says:
r you on any online dating sites? You seem fun... i just took some dirty pics and uploaded them on my BeNaughty page.. wanna see? haha

Me! says:
Seven years in The Cubes for soliciting a Judge of Mega city1!

gabby bright says:
Ok, go here, lemme know whatcha think (Website deleted, perv!) You might have to make an account if u dont have one already. It takes literally 1 minute and it's completely free..

Me! says:
An additional two years for resisting arrest!

gabby bright says:
Give me your username when you signup so I can send you a friend invitation, if you like my pics maybe we can get to know each other more ... k? =D

Me! says:
You'll get to know me when I'm throwing you in the cubes

gabby bright says:
i'm posting some more naughty pics I just took, would like to get your opinion..k?

Me! says:
You're just begging for a life sentence, aren't you?

gabby bright says:
did u make ur account??

Me! says:
I'm filing a report right now. Expect two Judges any minute.
Sentence: LifeSentence: Life